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As far as I could verify it this is pretty much internet hearsay, and I wasn’t able to find a truly credible source, but the story goes as follows. Guy in Berlin puts splatter vinyl on X6, Taxi driver spots him and calls the police. They set up a road block with several cruisers blocking him in. No fines mentioned. Still a moron. Or maybe a socially awkward guy who just felt lonely?
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...but he has an X6.
Like Police cars are to the Police, X6s are to douches.
So he repels as many people as the vinyl attracts.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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I’ve thought about doing this in october. Maybe I won’t.
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No mustang jokes yet? Sheesh.
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Do they speak English in what?
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My guess would be: zombie game fan? This is his boujee Dead Rising style assault vehicle
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Dress up as a peasant and demand to have witches “burned”.
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That’s a little dark for you...
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If he enjoys the attention of
der Polizei
, then it’s dope.
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I’ve been tempted to phone the police when I see a BMW X6 on the road.
I mean, who buys a ruddy X6.
He’s probably been asked several times if it was his bloody car, he was probably going for being able to say, ‘no, it’s a wrap, not real blood’.
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ha - that’s exactly what I what thinking...
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Not even a fine for the tinted lights? Huh, maybe he put brighter bulbs in them like you’re supposed to.
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“bloody X6"
PUNS!
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It’s a cultural reference.
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They probably went over the whole car with a very fine comb, so they probably are legal.
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If you say so.
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I was hoping that linked to Monty Python, glad I was right. Though if we’re going for peasant scenes, I prefer the conversation regarding systems of government, and how watery tarts lobbing scimitars is no way to establish one.
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It’s from the movie Pulp Fiction .
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he was so good in the matrix.
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Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
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Wait, wasn’t he the guy on The Electric Company?
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“Sorry, officer, that’s a Pollock.”
“Good luck, son, I hope you make it all the way to Warsaw.”
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I prefer that scene too, but considering how many people dress as witches for Halloween, it fits with the whole ‘Hallowen idea’.
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... and off to youtube to listen to Falco.
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Am glad at least a couple of people got it. Otherwise I’d feel really old!
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I wasn’t even born when this came out though, so you can keep feeling old ;)
To be fair, this became a hit around the time I was conceived. After realizing that factoid a few moments ago, I wrote many jokes which I promptly deleted. It’s for the better that way I guess.
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In that case ..... lol
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Posting Charlton Heston clip from the 60s while not wanting to feel old!
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It was released before I was born, so it makes me feel young!
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Social experiment?
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I believe you.